“You have me on your conscience. You have to answer for that now.” – Christian Patey as Yvon Targe
“Are you making a pass at me, Mrs. Blaylock?” – Susan Sarandon as Sarah Roberts
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.” – Jeff Goldblum as Michael
“I know a lot about you. I know you weren’t always like this. What was the last thing you cared about?” – Matthew Broderick as David
“Everybody uses everybody, don’t they?” – John Travolta as Tony Manero
“I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don’t wanna die now. It ain’t long enough. Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough.” – Ralph Maccio as Johnny
“I know you like me. I know it. For the last year or two, you’ve been pretending like you hate me. I love you very much. I love you as much as I love anybody, as much as I love myself.” – Debra Winger as Emma Horton
As you open your gifts this year just remember that it could be a pink nightmare under the tree. This should make every gift a little bit better.