“We’d better get back, ’cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly.” – Carrie Henn as Newt
“A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store – I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me – MIGHT’VE – is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle – you know – it would’ve been a blood bath.” – Woody Allen as Mickey
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.” – Geena Davis as Veronica Quaife
“If might is right, then love has no place in the world. It may be so, it may be so. But I don’t have the strength to live in a world like that…” – Jeremy Irons as Father Gabriel
“Somebody once wrote, “Hell is the impossibility of reason.” That’s what this place feels like. Hell.” – Charlie Sheen as Chris Taylor
“Someday it will be like we already lived.” – Denis Lavant as Alex
“He’s my father.” – Sean Penn as Brad Whitewood Jr.
When you take Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Martin Short and put them into a movie you’ll end up with something like ¡Three Amigos!.