Joss Whedon’s version of the classic Shakespeare play.
“Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters.” – Rebel Wilson as Fat Amy (or Fat Patricia)
“I admit we knew we’d get in trouble. That part’s true. We knew people would be worried, and we still ran away, anyway. But something also happened, which we didn’t do on purpose. When we first met each other, something happened to us.” – Jared Gilman as Sam
“Don’t choose the better guy, choose the guy that’s gonna make you the better girl.” – Reese Witherspoon as Lauren
“If you know me so well, you should know that I won’t tell you anything.” – Stephen Dorff as Jeremy Reins
“They cry, they plead, they beg, they piss themselves, they cry for their mothers. It gets embarrassing. I like to kill ’em softly. From a distance.” – Brad Pitt as Jackie Cogan
“Mr. Kuklinski, do you have any regrets about the things you’ve done?” – Chris Evans as Mr. Freezy
“I want the salad dressing on the side… it’s a weight watchers thing.” – Barbra Streisand as Joyce Brewster