“You’re made of metal, but you have feelings, and you think about things, and that means you have a soul. And souls don’t die.” – Eli Marienthal as Hogarth Hughes
“Everyone has their own love story.” – From the trailer for New York, I Love You
“I was in love once. He was a hunter, I was a gatherer. It was quite the scandal.” – Cloris Leachman as Gran
“One thing I know for sure. A person can’t sneeze in this town without somebody offering them a handkerchief.” – Eileen Brennan as Genevieve
“You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we’re smuggling dope in the celery? The celery’s not for dope. It’s for dip!” – Mel Brooks as Doctor Richard Thorndyke.