“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.” – Jeff Goldblum as Michael
“Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.” – Chris Pratt as Peter Quill
Some actors just can’t win.