“You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we’re smuggling dope in the celery? The celery’s not for dope. It’s for dip!” – Mel Brooks as Doctor Richard Thorndyke.
“What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.” – Jim
“Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.” – Franz Liebkind, The Producers