Quick reviews of movies from the beginning of cinema.
“A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store – I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me – MIGHT’VE – is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle – you know – it would’ve been a blood bath.” – Woody Allen as Mickey
“Can you please not fight in here? I don’t think I can take it. For some reason, my Xanax isn’t kicking in.” – Cate Blanchett as Jasmine
“My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.” – Woody Allen as Isaac Davis
“I was in the lounge, I heard you drowning, I finished my tea and scones and came immediately!” – Woody Allen as Sid Waterman
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable.” – Woody Allen as Alvy Singer
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